This is a safe space. Ask questions.
Who is this “Burgerman” I’ve been hearing about?
You probably haven’t been hearing about him and that’s a good thing… for us. But, if you’re interested, ask someone who knows and they’ll be sure to regale you with the lores of el grande burgre man and the love he spread through the hills.
What does a night of teeth grinding feel like?
Imagine how it feels to be embraced by nine strong men so tightly that your teeth end up crowding your jaw space and you leave with a swole cheek muscle in the morning. You would want to feel that kind of love, right? Thought so.
Im a vegan, can I still be one of “Dem Boyz”?
Of course you can. BurgerDan once survived for two hours on a night hike with only diced onions in his black denim pockets. Lil’ Parm, a Portland member, chose to eat salad on his first engagement with the Burger Boys and he’s still around.
Is there a difference between “slider” & “burger”?
A “slider” is simply a reminder to the Burgerman that the Burgerman is in your mind when a Burgerman cannot be had.
I found the address, can I just show up to Burgerman?
No. Definitely Not. Unless you are E-40.
How do I reserve a seat in the van?
Great question, newcomer! You don’t. Seats in the van are open to anyone looking to gaze into the galaxy and enjoy the smells of Burgerman. Lean back and enjoy!